Political and Career Hopefuls List

Presidential and Congressional Candidates, you do well to have this
list memorized in order to get elected/reelected.
 
List of issue's to do and to discuss with voters:

1)Sign Grover Norquist's Pledge to get campaign money
2)Agree with laws that have everything to do with a woman's reproductive system
3) Insist on States Rights
4) Insist Stimulus jobs numbers are fake
5)Demand the Right to choose health insurance or not
6) Vilify State employees who make 'too much' money
7) Insist that President Obana wasn't born in America
8) Anything to do with Family Values
9) State firmly that your state sends money to Washington but
doesn't get it's 'fair share' back
10)Be firm about Cutting programs and taxes

These are the things to avoid when discussing the above:

1) How this protects the 1%

2) Fail to mention that a woman is an equal human being

3) Never discuss the amount of money that your state gets from
the Federal government or how the money is spent

4) Never let any facts be discussed especially concerning bailout
of banks and Wall Street

5) Never let any benefits of the Federal Health care law be discussed

6) Never let the discussion go to the deferred compensation of the salaries

7) Never let on that his mother is an American and Hawaii is a State

8) Never let anyone discuss any real facts about 'your' family or personal values

9) Never show how any Federal money is spent in your state

10) Never show how the lose of programs will affect anyone and definitely don't
show how the loss of revenue will affect government

Lastly, tell everyone you can that you will uphold the Constitution even
if you don't know half of it and your opponent is a dog